Them times

now...i am a victim of these things DAILY. so are my friends. don't know about you though.

Them times when you go to the fridge

Stare at the contents and walk away in disappointment.

Them times when you enjoy food so much

And get slightly upset when you’re about to finish it.

Them times when you trip up in public

And style it out like some pimp walk.

Them times when you scream at the TV

because you are playing crap on fifa.

Them times when you run into a door that says pull

Because excitement short circuited your brain.

Them times when you realise you’re going the wrong way in the high street.

So you pull out your phone, look at it. Then turn around.

Them times when someone makes a serious comment,

And you awkwardly laugh.

Them times when you’re in school and your friends talking,

And Mr dickhead blames you.

Them times when you’re in bed and realise….

You need to take a leak.

Them times when your parents ask you to get the

“thingy bob” or the “whatcha macallit” and you think WTF?.

Them times when you read this and think,

Bloody hell aren’t we all human. 

Reviews

[simonmabee]

pretty damn good. best part is it's fun.

[nigrum homonculus]

thanks bro, glad you liked it!

[That_Girl]

lol perfect! Glad I'm not the only one. :)