Step 1A Chapter by Peteypieplanning
STEP 1- Part 1
Okay, allow me to walk you through this.
In my opinion, there are only 3 steps to murder. The KKK. Kalculate, Kill, Klean. Try to klean as best as you can by the way. We don’t want you getting caught. So far in my experience, I have never even gotten close to getting caught by the police. BUT! I did get caught by an angry family member.
You see. I killed his daughter, a lovely girl, about 15 years of age. This man was sure angry about it. I mean like he was going crazy. So he came after me with revolver, not my favorite gun let me tell ya.
You see this is what he did wrong.
He had me pinned against the wall. He put the barrel of the gun in my mouth. My tongue licked the lips of the gun; I could taste the gun powder. His left hand was what was keeping me nailed to the wall of this back ally.
We were in the back of a bar in a small dirty ally way. Too cliché for my taste, but he was an amateur after all.
It seemed he planned his little monolog he gave me more then my murder. His kalculations were off. He was just ranting about how his daughter this and his daughter that. I personally didn’t care. I just stared at him tasting the sweet gunpowder.
I think the dick head noticed that and shoved the gun deeper down my throat.
Okay kiddies it is important to always know who you are dealing with. He didn’t.
He continued his rant. He was angry at the untimely, and if I do say my self, horrific death of his daughter.
As the cold piece of metal made its way deeper into my insides I imagined this man in the past couple of days. I made a large eloquent story line of his crusades to locate his daughters butcher; moa. A man with thick glasses that warped his eyes, a man baling with middle age, short and pudgy, a man rustling around bars with scum bags all to find little old me. I would have laughed had this gun not been lodged in my mouth. I could see a vain in this heads burst.
All human beings are capable of killing someone, very few are able to commit murder.
This working class citizen was not one of us unusually gifted people.
Tears ran down his face. He was about to avenge his daughter. Sorta. Not really.
I could tell that this man was given the strength to hold me up by the sheer adrenaline. Ladies and gentlemen; hormones will get you no where.
His words shook with anxiety. Could he really take a life? He gripped the revolver tight. His index finger wrapped around the trigger. He closed his eyes. Perfect. And pulled the trigger.
He heard the click but no POW. He opened his eyes. As soon as his eyes began to close I simply took finger and tapped the cylinder that contained the bullets out of the gun. He opened is eyes to an open gun and me and a butter knife I had put up my sleeve from the bar.
I brought up the knife and brought it down hard on the inside of his elbow, it pierced the skinned and carved tendons. With the slash of pain he dropped his gun. Free; I kicked him to the ground and picked up the revolver.
He was lying on the ground. “Please don’t!”
“Why not?”
His eyes grew wider behind his now cracked glasses.
“Eenie, meenie, miney, MOE!” I sent a bullet spiraling through his left arm, “Catch a tiger by the TOE!” another one into his left knee cap, “If he hollars let him GO!” His right knee cap now had a festering hole in it. He screamed in yeld. I hesitated for second, to savor some of my own glee.“Should I let you go?” He nodded. “Let’s test your luck!” I pointed the gun at the ground then his head with every word I said. “Eenie, meeniem, miney, MOE!” POW! Right in the kisser.
“Should have planned better buddy.”
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2 Reviews Added on August 12, 2008 AuthorPeteypieBloomfield, NJAboutHello, I'm Peter. I love music, art and writing. My favorite books are Coraline, The Martian Chronicles, Animal Farm, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Complete .. more..Writing
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