A b*****d needs a father figure

introducing "Dad" by sears.
he loves grills, hot dogs, beer,
neck ties for his birthday,
and always roots roots roots for the home team.

"Dad" by sears will play catch with JR. in the backyard,
take the family on vacation to wally world,
and will work on the car in the garage.

hes handy,
reliable,
and a masculine role model.

popular in suburbs all over the country.
made in the U.S.A.

retail priced at over $400,
but if you call within the next 10 min. you pay only three easy payments of $19.95!
have your credit card ready.
call: 1-800-555-1776