My biggest thrill these days

My biggest thrill these days;

nearly lacing my toothbrush with contact solution,

instead of toothpaste.

 

Dragging around the house in an old cardigan,

(just like Cobain) 

to hide my tattoos from grandpa.

 

Smoking pot in my backyard garden,

shoving a lit joint down my pants,

because grandma came home early.

 

My uncle and his kids coming over for dinner,

wondering why i dont eat with them at 3:00 pm,

i told them i wasnt hungry,

excluding the part about being awake for 3 days straight on an Ecstasy binge.