tea room and cafe

pretty self explanatory...but i went into the wrong coffee shop one day.

it was like stumbling into an alternate universe.

"tea room and cafe" the sign said.

open the doors to find iced tea being sipped from mason jars,

crumpets devoured by elderly woman,

and the greeting "howdy" from a southern bell.

this will only take five minutes,

"one coffee and one hot tea please".

oh s**t...here comes a briefcase,

"i guess ill have the earl grey".

"i guess this place doesnt have open mic nights".

"what! no wi fi"?

lets go to piccomolos...