I suck dicks

A little tribute to Bo Burnham's 'I f**k s***s'. definitely obscene but try to find the humor in there.

Dicks dicks, I suck dicks.

With a rounded mouth and licked lips, I go down and suck that dick.

I feel it harden and lengthen, become all big and stiff,

Well that's kinda what happen when you suck a dick .

Nice guys are great but no good for a nut sucking

they want a commitment, a relationship before a good old a*s f*****g?

I'm not keen on the unnecessity, an independent soul, a maverick, if you will.

So flip me over, grease that rim and jam it with your dill.

There are dicks of all variety though big, small and the tilted s***s,

as if a strange flea market, to find the one that best treats our c***s.

Instructions are pretty clear too, rub it, tug it, spit, suck and repeat,

followed with a 'deep throat' , then the lie 'oh daddy, you big beast'.

But then there are other dicks, the kind that cares, is funny and smart 

he looks into your eyes, talking about his deepest fear and making a place in your heart.

Before you know it you've fallen for him, but he leave and you're left falling so hard, you fall apart.

And now he's gone so long, left you here with his faded but pained memory, and you're stuck being a tart.

This is why I prefer the dumber dicks, 

brains smaller than the left ball sacks, minds stunted from the heavy lifting, the regular old country hicks.

So watch me as I continue on my mission, to strike off every dick from my 'Suck dick, f**k that nut so good he cums a bucket' Dick sucking bucket list.

There is still an unwritten story, this was just a jizzt.

Excuse the sexism, the profanity, i didn't mean to be a prick.

But they say you are what you eat, so guess I'm just a big dick 

-P. Daddy

Author's Note

A little tribute to Bo Burnham's 'I fuck sluts'.

definitely obscene but try to find the humor in there.
would really appreciate any feedback, except hater.... Just kidding! Haters are most welcome too!