Taboo

She's got so many things to do.

I've got so much to do,
And so much to plan,
That I don't have any time to waste,
So hurry up, as fast as you can.

I've got a cat, a dog, a bird,
A man that's barely mine,
Got a house to clean up,
Got to feed the children who whine.

Every month,
Got a period
to take care of
And collect in blue tampons.

I've got to use
my pepper spray,
And clean my new shoes
That run faster than a rapist rapes.

I've got to visit my therapist,
Of whom I'm having an affair with,
And it's hardly of any importance,
But I think I'll have sex with him.

I've got to go to church,
And cuss at the priest,
Because he's the a*****e
That tried to fondle me last week.

I've got to get home to my pets,
Before they're dead,
Gotta throw in some food.
Are they better yet?

Got to go to my job,
With an a*****e of a boss,
But I've had enough,
I think I'll call it all off.

And here you stand before me,
Stealing my time away,
Because apparently
You have something to say.

"Hi."

Reviews

[Sue Hart]

Priceless. I'm still laughing. I'm passing this one to Sasha.

[Moebia]

LOL. Nobody who I showed this to found it humorous! At least somebody else did...

[Sue Hart]

Then something is terribly wrong with their sense of humor. You wait and see. Others here will discover it too.

[Jordan's Back]

Wow, this is an intense Rant. Everything on here is so true, and the content, Although I wouldn't necessarily call it taboo, is sadly a normally in this sick and screwed up world

Nice Write!

[Moebia]

Haha, I wouldn't necessarily find it taboo either. However, much of society seems to conclude that it is (the cussing at the priest and affair with one's own therapist), as well as the stanza about the period, because although it is only natural, to mention--especially in literature--can have a somewhat shocking affect on people. Because although all these things mentioned are indeed not a taboo, they are simply things society tries to hide. And so for that purpose I created this, and meshed it all together. Anyways, enough rambling! Thanks for the review!

[Jordan's Back]

I actually wrote a poem on PMS one time, weird for a guy I know, but i wanted to make a friend feel better that was going through it. Again it was awesome!

[Sue Hart]

Okay, I got another chuckle with that one. Thanks for the laughter.