Headache

Hell is made of this.

 Liam has left us,

Alex is singing,

Charlotte is kissing,

Cameron is feeling

And I have a headache.

 

Emma is bitching,

Bethan and Emma,

Christina was also,

Now she has Andy

And I have a headache.

 

Andy was with Lou,

Lou had a party,

As did Christina,

Everyone got pissed

But I got a headache.

 

Johnny was topless,

Tommy got naked

Into a small thong,

Hairy his arse was.

Gives me a headache.

 

Andrew is racist,

Andrew likes Charlotte,

Connor likes Charlotte,

Has diabetes

And I have headache.

 

Jamie met Charlotte,

Upsets my tummy,

Charlotte has issues

With Lauren Connely

And I have a headache.

 

Lauren's on Friday,

Callum likes Lauren,

Year group is comming,

I have no invite

But I do have a headache.

 

Most of these people,

I saw on Samedi,

Made me unhappy

Uncomfortable,

Gave me a headache.

They give me a f*****g headache.

Reviews

[Honeypot]

I think I know some of these people! Although the names may have been changed to protect the innocent. :) It was a compelling read with an original tone. I really liked it.