"Why don't you learn how to talk to a rooster?" ;She Slugged Me

Another thing I did for my class. Hopefully it's interesting. Btw, this kind of did happen for real (as far as I remember).

"That commercial is so stupid," I protested.

My dad continued to stand directly next to the TV.

"I think it's funny," he chuckled.

"No. The commercials for this company usually end stupidly."

He ignored me and continued to focus on the television.

A milligram of a second later, he turned back to face me.

"What happened?" he asked clueless like usual.

I sighed and rolled my eyes showing annoyance.

"I was talking about that commercial. Why do they have to end it with, 'Why don't you learn how to talk to a rooster?' It just doesn't make sense," I mocked.

"Because that's what they are. They aren't supposed to make sense. People don't care about facts, they just want entertainment."

I hit my forehead with my right palm, "Duh."

"Besides, you missed the best part-"
I cut him off, "How could I even see it? You were standing in the way!"

We glanced at the TV and saw that the Jerry Springer show was on next. Something to look forward to.

One lady slugging another, over some crazy-a*s, drunk, jealous, husband who had an affair in the middle of his first marriage.