"The Anti-man"

My glimpse into the life of a not-so-super hero

The ANTI-MAN (alas, some levity)

 

I'm the ANTI-MAN and i do what i can,

I ride my magic carpet with a 12 pack in my hand,

And when i see trouble brewing i'm on top of it,

But I couldnt get there in time cuz i stopped to take a s**t.

I'm the ANTI-MAN so when trouble calls,

I'll run he other way because i don't have any balls,

I'll stop by the liquor store and pick me up some beer,

And watch low budget porno with a midget and a queer.

I'm the ANTI-MAN I don't have super powers,

But I can drink a twelve pack and 2 40's in an hour,

I cant help nobody and i sure cant help myself,

But i can laugh when trouble happens to somebody else.

I'm the ANTI-MAN but i dont wear a cape,

My belt is just a rope and my shirts held on with tape,

I buy a better costume if I had some more dough,

But i spent up all my money on some liquor and a ho.

I'm The ANTI-MAN so you'll be out of luck,

Cuz I'm no superhero and I just dont give a f**k,

So if your'e in need of help dont bother calling me,

Cuz i'll ignore it when I see you on caller ID.

Reviews

[Legion]

Who is your arch-nemesis? The old hag in the kitchen. :) Funny.

[Brett Campaigne]

an entertaining depiction of someone who, when you look at it inversely, is more man than anti-man in the sense of being the majority. The actual anti-man would be what one calls a humanist, being rarer than the status quo.

a strong verbal assault.