Doggies & Owners..A Poem by OnlymeThe doggie walkers, in my area are quite a bunch of characters to say the least. You have the odd soul who has like 2 or 3 dogs all various sizes, ages let alone different types of breeds of dogs. All on separate leads of course. Walking nicely, up the road like good boys and girls should. has a little dog on a massive extender lead. And lets it running riot across the road and on a other pavement she is not even near. Nearly causing an accident with her careless way and attitude with her dog. And the amount of dog pooh You have to skip and jump over just to get to where you going is beyond a joke. They are supposed to clean up after their pets, But most are too damn lazy to do so. pet you feel like giving them a badge for the good deed is done. by and let their dogs run riot. It's funny to see them mount other peoples dogs. For a shot on the swings so to speak. Let alone play chases or even end up in a fight. Its better than watching TV at home. And the odd dog even tries to tackle some guy and trips him up and he goes head over heels onto his butt. And the owner of the dog. Is laughing his head off. No sorry. For his dog being a jerk. And the little old lady or man with their old dog Both on go slow. Crawling up the road And them chatting away to theircompanions are so sweet to see. And makes you smile within. Particularly on a wet day. A nice clean dog always comes home wet, muddy and dirty. After a good run and play in the park. It's also uncannily how some animal lovers look so alike their pet. In features and stature. Like some bodybuilder type guy will have a pit bull or great mastiff as his pet. And a delicate girly woman will have a little chihuahua as her companion. And the old lady or man will have a little terrier. Which will be snappy or sweet. Depending on the owner's personality. To match them. An no I don't dislike dog owners. I was one when I was younger. When Brandy took me for a walk instead of me taking her for one. And when she needs to go. Oh, forget it she was fuzzy in where she did her business. © 2019 Onlyme |
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Added on April 1, 2019 Last Updated on April 1, 2019 Tags: humour, observation, doggies, owners, fun, entertainment. |