Stag do adventure?

Stag do adventure?

A Story by Onlyme

He was getting married on Monday at
his local Church, to his sweetheart,
he had known since childhood.

All his mates decided to give him a stag do.
They got him drunk in all the local pubs and bars
in their area.
The night before he was due to get wed.
They all then decided at the last minute.
To bundle him into a coach that was travelling to
Amsterdam. On his own. With no clothes,
and I mean no nothing. no phone or
money on his person. As they sneaked him
on to the couch when no one was looking or
around quickly.

You could say his soon to be a new wife was not a
happy lady. When she found out.
It was only when he was in Amsterdam
and the Coach driver had
to forcefully wake up. To get him off the
coach. And after the local police had a chat
with him. That it eventually dawned on him what
was happening to him?

And it was only after a few hours.
And finding a local policeman who
took pity on him.
And let him make a phone call to his
fiancee on her phone back home.

Did she eventually find out where he was and why?

Cutting the story short. He eventually married his girl.
And "his mates got a right good old telling off from his
wife and his family too".

Outwith the odd chuckle had by all. At his expense.

As you can gather he didn't make it back for the Wedding
in the Church for the following next day.
But the vicar was really understanding
and sympathetic and didn't recharge them for
another day to get married.
As he too so the funny side
of his adventure.

I guess the moral of the tale is.
I don't get too drunk on
your stag do.

To where you could end up in another
Country and naked.


He and his misses have been married
years now. And to rub salt into the wound
so to speak. His mates. Bought him and he
misses a 2 week holiday in Amsterdam a
few years later, after this happened.
To say sorry.
And it was not a sore point anymore
you could say with him and his mates.

© 2019 Onlyme


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A very funny story. I don't think my wife would have forgiven me if I hadn't shown up for the wedding. She was pissed off at the fact that I showed up hungover and reeking of alcohol.

Posted 5 Years Ago


Very nice short story/poem about youth. I enjoyed it a lot and it had a good flow. Interesting concept c:

Posted 5 Years Ago



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Added on March 9, 2019
Last Updated on March 9, 2019
Tags: stag do, adventure, laugh, joke, crazy

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Onlyme
Onlyme

United Kingdom



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