Fundermentals Of Sleep Time.

Fundermentals Of Sleep Time.

A Poem by Onlyme

The naked sleeper
loves to go to bed
with nothing on.

And just covered up
with the duvet.
That often gets
discarded on the floor.
They love the feel of
the unrestricted naughtiness
of it all.
And only cover up
when they get a bit
chilly on their skin.

The Fuddy Duddy sleeper
loves PJs on or long nightdresses
from ankles to wrists to the neckline
conservative and old fashioned.

Enjoying the security and comfort
of the material on their skin.
Then they have the bed covers
right up to their chin come rain,
hail or sunshine.

The casually dressed napper.
t-shirt and shorts,
or maybe a sweatshirt and knickers
or boxers.
Some even like to have
their socks on.

I have even heard of the odd person.
Who sleeps naked and just wears
a pair of socks as their feet get cold?

We all have our favourite positions to fall
asleep. From the fetal position curled up
like your inside your mother's womb still.
Too straight on your back with your hands
either crossed on your chest or by your side
until you nod off.

Then the other type who love to drift off
on their stomachs with their head turned
to the side so they can breathe.

Others love to spoon their partner and doze off.
Maybe even cuddle and hold each other.

I know why a man has a penis. So the lady of the
house can hold it to drift off to sleep. A modern-day
comforter for adults. Grins. laughs

Also as a dear friend stated
you can also get them
Tosers And Turns
the ones who just can't
find a comfortable position to sleep
in general.

So by morning the pillows on the floor
along with the duvet and
they are half in and half off the bed.


Just hanging on and
no more but sound asleep. LOL

© 2019 Onlyme


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lol, nice one Dawn, am a thrasher abouter, no one sleep in my bed, not even me,

Posted 5 Years Ago



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Added on March 7, 2019
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Tags: fundermentals, bases, sleep, bedtime, humour, fun, interesting

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Onlyme
Onlyme

United Kingdom



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Dawn Dawn

A Poem by Onlyme