Boxing Day Sales......crazy s**t happens.

Boxing Day Sales......crazy s**t happens.

A Poem by Onlyme

The Boxing Day Sales
are here again.

All the crazy folk
are out and about
trying to nap.

A great deal on
something that was
extremely expensive
for a discount price.

The barriers are up.

And they are all in the start blocks
queuing up hours early
with tents and chairs with them.
Let alone all their money that is
burning a hole in their pockets.

The clock is ticking in the store.
Dead on 9 am. A flash flood of
people storm the front doors.

Oh my God. watch out.
Be warned you don't get trod on!

An outrageous scene is happening all
around the shop.
Argument, fights, shout and bawling
grabbing this and that item.
Children crying.
Shop assistance looking on in shock
and horror.

The display stands are destroyed
clothing and other sale items are on the floor.

Blooming hell. Armageddon is happening here.

Hope you got life insurance?
By the look of it
You would need it.

To survive this madness.

All this nuttiness to get
some cheaper!

© 2018 Onlyme


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Added on December 27, 2018
Last Updated on December 27, 2018
Tags: boxing, day, sales, crazy, shit, happens, madness, nuts

Author

Onlyme
Onlyme

United Kingdom



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A Poem by Onlyme