At our House..

The traditions of this time of year

to get drunk, as a skunk

And falling about all over the place.

Telling terrible jokes.

And watch your mates

make a fool of themselves

in the local pubs and clubs.

And the infamous house parties at home.

With the great tales of 

sexual encounters had by

all at that par...ty.

Beds a banging, 

someone sick in the loo.

Two guys fighting at the front door.

Over some girl. They both fancy 

and want to date.

Mum complaining she is fed up with

Christmas and all the cooking

already. 

Gran is tipsy on the sherry already.

And Dad is watching Christmas Television

with a few cans of beer.

And a brother is talking ten-to-dozen about

what he hopes Santa Claus will bring him

as a gift this year for Christmas Day.

The neighbour is at the door. 

Wishing all a Merry Christmas. 

As she hands in a Christmas Card.

As our older sister.

 Leaves for her date

with her man. 

To some show 

of "dancing on ice"

uptown.

Shouting bye all

catch you later.