Bloody Heatwaves.......

The heat is on, everyone out

some like it hot

and others don’t

Legs, butts and bosoms

I do declare

are on show

everywhere

like a catwalk show

from stunners

to elderly

big and small

plump to skinny

young and teens

All exploring

the sunshine today

 men are joining in

the fun

beer bellies, white legs

and naked chests,

on parade.

Nice tan lines.

Bronzed, red and burnt

skins displayed

Oh, my this heat wave

is by no means

for all.

here in the UK.

Sunglass, daft hats,

handheld fans,

sandals,

flipflops

 Windows flung open

front doors ajar

Letting the steam

evaporate to

ease the overheating

from indoors.

Naked sleep is a must

If lucky and able to do

in this microwaveable dry heat.

Crispy, roasted or overdone.

I,  for one, will be glad

when the downpours.

Do come.

And back to the good old-fashioned

British ways.

Why?

It’s too damn hot for me!

Go.. to places like Spain, Ibiza or the

Gran Canaries.

If you like to fry and boil yourself to near death

every day for so-called fun on the beach.

As I sure don’t like to overheat!

Shower time for me.

To cool down from this insufferable bloody heat.