False Teeth.

Satire, Humour hehe. or not!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

But in my case. I can not chew.

I lost my teeth. That where in the

glass tumbler by my bed.

The other day. As the dog did find

them and started to chew.

So now my poor teeth are gone.

My wife she did laugh.

And the dog. Could not pooh

The next day.

So vet and laxatives where

the due course. That fixed

the poor dogs upset bum.

But my poor teeth. Forget it

They are long gone!

Reviews

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Humorous!! But I love apple btw!
Both the dog and your teeths were in bad state.....but you can laugh in this matter at the upcoming future years😀

[Onlyme]

Sorry could not help myself. Bad taste I know. but, I have a wicked sense of humour in general.

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All the rules of your taste buds...have what you feel like! And if wicked doesn't exist what will happen of goodness...be good as you're☺