Grrr

Up. You must get up.
I have to pee.
COLD!
Coldcoldcoldcoldcold I LOVE the cold!
Yesterday's poop is gone... Who did this..
creak
Who said my name?
YOU! I love you!!
This place hasn't changed in the last five minutes but I better sniff everything again just to make sure.
Carpet, fleshy food givers, evasive small furred thing I can't ever catch that steals my attention, two bones and a stuffed animal.
Everything is here!
I smell food.
Food.. It's better than my food.
Hairless beings will give me some if I stare hard eno-
swallows chicken nugget whole
I knew it!
MORE!
Aww they ate it all...
Hard pebbles of brown stuff it is...
Mmm I'm full now.
Zzzzz
Must check house again...
Carpet, no fleshy caregivers, small furred thing I can't ever catch that steals my attention on top of place where better smelling food goes and is just out of reach, two bones and HEY!
WHO TOOK MY STUFFED ANIMAL?!
searches territory many times over with no luck, and gets distracted by the opening to the cold place with better smells
HAIRLESS FOOD GIVER IS BACK!!
What new smells did you bring back with you? Where have you been? What's in the bag? Is it for me? Can I smell it? Can I play with it? Can I eat it?
Mmm food.
Back to the bowl of hard brown pebbles.
noms upon the pebbles and pushes the last few around the bowl as the hide in the foam I made
thump thump thump thump thump
Food giver!! I'm out of food!!
Give me-
OHHHH you smell like meat!
Let me lick you all over with my wet tongue like you love so much!!
And after I will put my head in between your lower half and you shall pet me until I bid you stop!
That's better. I'm not so itchy now.
I'll lay by the passage to the cold and interesting world to protect you all now. You can go. I'll be here guarding you while you lay still all darkness and I have nothing to do.
Zzzzzzz