Requiem For A Dying Rock God

A parody of self obsessed ego-maniacal rockstar tropes.

Requiem For A Dying Rock God

It's 3 am and I'm thinking of you 

I'm wondering what we would do 

if you were here

but you're not and that sucks 

the low grade coke is wearing off

and I'm alone at the back of the bus 

the first time since the dreaded fall of 92

I don't want or have to 

try at all to impress you

I just wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna 

find out how your dress looks lying on the floor

keeping close company with licensed g string 

and my trademarked one of a kind 

gnarly devil bat uniform

Then after I caressed you 

and I had undressed you 

I'd love to show you 

all the fun things I can do 

with my ridiculously elongated tongue

what's that you got a man ?

well he can't do that - i know he can't

he wont mind if I borrow you for a while 

I got a real nice bus parked right outside 

and there's plenty of room for two or twenty four 

if some girlfriends want to party with a real rock star

You're busy ? there must be some mistake

no you don't understand 

do you have any idea who your're turning down 

or just how f*****g big I am? 

You've never heard of Doctor Love 

surely you jest 

wait a minute you don't have to leave

come back here and put me to the test

what's changed have i lost my edge?

maybe it;s time to get back into costume 

yeah that must be the big difference

Reviews

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

Gene Simmons? Let's see, how many others can we name...so funny and sharply barbed! Expletives notwithstanding, the lines are so clever and dead on! "Maybe it's time to get back into costume. Yeah that must be the big difference" ...Great read!