St Patrick's Day

St Patrick's Day

We had a lot of fun at the Irish Discotheque 

getting drunk on stolen nips of Jameson 

while we took turns making up dry burns 

about the puker in our parking spot 

We spilled much more than we drank 

clanking our glasses every chance that we got 

offering free shots to those who’d say they’d join our cause 

and help us… sing along …to… Danny Boy! 

Oh Danny Boy the pipes they are a calling 

from glen to glen and I forget the rest… 

We listened to bad 70’s renditions 

of "Roddy Mccorly" and "Courting in the kitchen" 

and "Bog Down in the Valley" Oh Oh Oh 

I won’t discuss the minute details 

of how we got bailed out of the slammer 

I’ll just end this song by saying 

that we were way too f*****g hammered

I stayed out till about 4:30 

I came home destitute horny and dirty 

woke up the next morning 

shackled to a female astronaut 

and I tell ye I can’t wait 

till next St. Patrick’s day 

to do it all again