V.W.Z.

The third and final act of the "Meddling Trilogy" that began with "Velma's Inside Scoop" and continued with "Daphne (Doesn't Work Here Anymore)" and concludes with this installment "V.W.Z. "

V.ampire W.erewolf Z.ombie

She only comes out after the sun goes down 

creeping out of her coffin 

sprouting up from the ground 

She’s begging for brains 

and craving your blood 

arms outstretched 

and she is howling at the moon 

She’s a vampire werewolf zombie 

and she wants to drink your f*****g blood 

How did she get shackled to 

such a tragic twist of fate 

did karma decide to smite her 

for some crime that she escaped 

better stock up on garlic 

because I think she’s headed this way 

so load your silver bullets 

and prepare your f*****g wooden stakes 

She only comes out after the sun goes down 

creeping out of her coffin 

sprouting up from the ground 

She’s begging for brains 

and craving your blood 

arms outstretched 

and she is howling at the moon 

She’s a vampire werewolf zombie 

and she wants to drink your f*****g blood