What Time is the 3 O' Clock Parade?

What Time is the 3 O' Clock Parade?

Are you f*****g kidding me

can't stand this redundancy

how f*****g stupid can you be

do you hear what the f**k you're saying?

 

How are you still breathing

do you rely on post it notes

catchy little memos

to keep your mental ship afloat

 

Give the customer a pickle

anything to keep them coming back

here's your f*****g pickle

now go f**k yourself

 

The customers always right

wrong

generally they are self-entitled pricks

who've been forcefed egocentric culture

of pandering to increase the profits

 

Little baby hens

whose hands constantly need held

and clamor to consume

the regurgitated worms

 

Rather than be bold

and forage for themselves

complacent in the act

of never leaving the nest

 

So for once let's take a moment

to recognize the idiot

not to celebrate them

but instead let's just berate them

and take them down a peg

what time's the 3 o'clock parade

jackass it's at 3

 

Give the customer a pickle

anything to keep them coming back

here's your f*****g pickle

now go f**k yourself