I Ran Into Barry Allen (At A Cubs Game In Miami

The first of the two Cubs songs I have penned this one takes a bit of poetic license and is also a nod to Back To The Future part 2 and The Flash (Barry Allen) I wrote this for the 2015 season.

I ran into Barry Allen (at a Cubs game in Miami)

I ran into Barry Allen

at a Cubs game

in Miami

which is kind of f*****g weird

since he is supposed to be

the fastest man alive

 

and he told me a joke

that made me laugh

about the New York Yankees

and it was ultra-mega rad

we agreed on the fact

they're f*****g scumbag pieces of s**t 

F*****g scumbag pieces of s**t 

F*****g scumbag pieces of s**t

 

And they can shove those purchased pennants up their a*s.

 

Excrement is the word he used

actually

to tell the truth

said it's against his contracts rules

unless behind the count in St f*****g Louis

 

Such a complete load o bullshit

if you couldn't say for instance

Mark Macguire sucks badger dicks -

Derek Jeter sucks badger dicks

Sammy Sosa sucks badger dicks

yes Sammy Sosa sucks badger dicks

Or for that matter

f**k Steinbrenner

f**k Joe Girardi

f**k the 25 others

And make it a special point

with twenty six

f**k  that lying - cheating - douchebag 

piece of s**t 

Alex Rodriguez

 

I ran into Barry Allen

at a Cubs game

in Miami

yes that Barry f*****g Allen

It was game four of the world series

 

The seventh inning stretch

if memory serves me correct

Schwarber stepped up to bat

and smashed a line drive out of the park 

driving home Tony Rizzo 

to win the whole motherfucking game

 

Go Cubs! (Go Cubs)

Go Cubs! (Go Cubs)

Rally those bats and get it done

 

It's your time now

after more than the century

you've done without

 

Go Cubs! (Go Cubs)

Go Cubs! (Go Cubs)

Murray's on your side and so is John

 

So let's take a moment

returning to the narrative...

 

Let's get this train

back on track...

if you'll pardon the pun

he dashed off in a flash

later on that night

after the game was over

I was out on my hoverboard

in celebratory stride

and that's when

I ran into Dr. Emmet Brown 

and some guy by the name of Marty Mcfly.