John Daly: The Only Reason For Golf

John Daly: The Only Reason For Golf  

J is for John and a damn good job

O is for his antics man they're over the top 

H is for how far he smashes the ball 

N is for no one cause none compare at all

 

Tiger who -

Vijay what -

Daly said f**k the Ryder cup

he got 19 wins in major tour play

but he's not content to dress as lame

 

Rookie of the year in 1991

four years later British Open Champion

first rookie to take a title since 1976

And still the only one to blast hole 17 

at bartusrol in 2 swings 

and that s**t my friends is 

630 yards to the green

 

D is for Darius yeah Hootie is his friend 

A is for a******s and how he deals with them 

L is for legend because he's one of the best 

Y is for youth groups in which he likes to invest