Weeded at the Greasy Spoon

This is a song about being crazy busy in the restaurant business also known as "In the Weeds"

Weeded at the Greasy Spoon 

Holy s**t -Man I'm weeded

at the greasy spoon

and orders they keep stacking

up up up up up

 

Earned a couple dirty diapers and pity tips 

from a four top of squawking parents 

while my table to the right of them 

is drenched in puked up barbecue sauce

 

F*****g frat boys screaming 

as they earn themselves hi fives and backslaps 

with their random acts of beer chugging mob stupidity 

weren't they ever told by their mom dad or their coach 

"This is not the way to conduct yourselves in a public setting or for that matter privately,"

 

And poor miss Bonnie Garaffalow 

"Keep in mind it's pronounced Gare A Fallow" 

she's quite proud of her bullshit hyphenated name 

and to boot once again miraculously 

has misplaced her reading glasses 

she said she "Thinks she left them on the plate the Croatian busbuy that never speaks just cleared from her usual table by the window, along with her unread copy of The Daily Bullfrog Creek,"

 

Sorry we've 86'd the special of the day

the chef was quite incompetent 

when she was ordering 

in her defense she's had 

too much on her mind 

it's been this way for weeks 

just wish she'd leave that dick behind 

with Fitch and Ambercrombie 

yeah he's that much of a d****e 

he's got the hair to prove it and ed hardy wardrobe 

I wish those gangsters would execute him

 

Great here's another table 

only six hours to go

oh joy look another one 

time to try and grab a smoke

f**k where do they all come from 

did they just get out of the picture show

wish they'd get the f**k out 

and leave me the hell alone