Up the Irons!

Another tale from the strange goings on at Gnott Hardlee High.

Up The Irons!

 

He screamed Up The Irons

the loudest in the entire school

Maiden was his favorite band

and should f*****g be yours too

also acceptable was D.R.I. , M.O.D.

Motorhead, Slayer Anthrax Helloween and Megadeath

 

Suicidal Tendencies 

sure of course he had them 

but that's not the reason 

we're gathered here today 

to pay our respects 

Sylvester was a good s**t at heart 

and it sucks that he is dead

 

None of us ever saw it coming

none could have dared to guess

some still whisper rumors 

centered around foul play 

but there was never evidence 

accidents happen and they happen all the time 

especially it seems at or around 

Gnott Hardlee F*****g High

 

The team is all mourning 

the metalhead that decided 

to step up to the plate 

and had such high aptitude 

even the majors were amazed 

the talks of drafting early on 

were heard throughout the halls 

The Legends have lost another 

in a growing list of horrors without cause

 

There's been some claims of haunting

but then again when have there not

they have decommissioned the pitching machine 

and took it to the dump 

there is word of a seven page tribute yearbook spread 

but nothing's set in stone right now 

he will be buried in his Trooper T shirt 

because his cleats were never found.