Unsolved Mystery

 Unsolved Mystery

She's got a boyfriend

he's a douchebag

why cant she be with me

I don't know - what the hell she sees

in such a waste of a human being

just a few chromosomes shy 

of mentally deficient

 

And when I see her at the pub

she's pulling pints

and talking bout his antics

and how it makes her panic

and it f*****g blows my mind

How could a girl that rad

be hooked up with such a s****y guy

like an unsolved mystery I'm hooked

even though I'm always overlooked

don't mean I wont give it a try

 

She's got a dude-bro

for a boyfriend

why cant she be with me

I don't know whats she sees

in the value of a mental midget

tell the sketch artist

they nailed the right description

He hates The Vandals - Fear -

and The Mr. T Experience

he spent the last two years

learning how to utilize the internet

his knowledge bank is so limited

the lack of linguistic ability undefined

when they're on the town together

she is the last thing on his mind

And when i see her at the show

she's all alone

says he's emotionally unstable

works off the books stealing cable

and he's never f*****g home

How could a girl that hot

be involved with such a clueless twat

like an unsolved mystery I'm hooked

even though I'm always overlooked

don't mean I wont give it all I got