Velma's Inside Scoop

An Alternative take on the meddling kids in Mystery Inc. This was to be the 1st song in the Meddling Medley - even though it was actually written last. the other two are Daphne and V.W.Z.

Velma's Inside Scoop

 

"We cant be meddling kids forever"

as she stormed out of the van 

that's what she said (that's what she said)

discarded his daffodils 

and tossed the Stupid ascot in the trash

(yeah that's what she did ) 

I wish you could have seen it

you would have been so proud

after all the times we sat down

and tried to work it out

he is just too controlling

and obsessed with stupid games

skeletons and all those creepy things 

that make me want to grab a spoon and gag

 

He just hasn't been the same 

since he got all caught up in that drink (all caught up in that drink)

and he rambles on and on 

about his Bukowski styled dreams (Bukowski styled dreams)

 

I tell you the bottle has changed him

for the better it was not

and now we got to stick together 

because we're all she has got!

it's f*****g imperative

we stand by her side

there's strange f*****g things afoot

At Gnott-Hardlee High

 

Why cant he think of a new hobby

or maybe just go to a show (let's all go see a show)

this band i know has a gig

at the diner down the road (diner down the road)

 

They makes me scream Jinkies!

when they wave their fists in the air

the guitars so loud 

you'll probably want to put plugs into your ears

I know for a fact you'll dig it 

and you might even know them too 

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure 

I saw them haunting the school