Three Broke Rules

A Song about Gremlins.

Three Broke Rules

Don't  ever get them wet

or else they'll multiply

they are  lovable as pets

but keep far out of the sunlight

no matter what ever you do

best follow the most important rule

no matter how much they whine

never feed them after the strike of midnight

Billy Peltzer should have

heeded the warnings

the mystic China man's

grandson gave his dad

could have been

a little more responsible

and a lot less town-folks

lives would be wrecked

Don't  ever get them wet

or else they'll multiply

they are  lovable as pets

but keep far out of the sunlight

no matter what ever you do

best follow the most important rule

no matter how much they whine

never feed them after the strike of midnight

 

That's three broke rules

now the pods have hatched

now this town is in

for a mischievous Christmas

avoid using the stair lifts because

they're a hazardous trap

keep out of the cinemas

because those things claimed that

 

Don't  ever get them wet

or else they'll multiply

they are  lovable as pets

but keep far out of the sunlight

no matter what ever you do

best follow the most important rule

no matter how much they whine

never feed them after the strike of midnight

The cops are no use

they are  all panicking too

and only Gizmo knows

what a Mogwai has got to do

to make things right

this dreadful Christmas night

no matter what the cost

he needed to take out Stripe