I'm King at Making Worst of a Good Thing

 I'm King at Making Worst of a Good Thing

You know I'm king at making worst of a good thing
guilty as charged I've squandered all I've received
self proclaimed master of offering nothing
graduated scholar a blatherskite phd 

For you to enjoy as you judge me 
from your point of view from the mezzanine
I must look pretty small down here 

and I wish you would join me   

As you sit and you smirk 
as I try for all I'm worth 
which I know isn't much to you right now
yet I still pray for the day you realize  
that I loved you like no one knows how 

All our flaws were tallied 

and we rallied round ideals 

we thought were crucial to our happiness 
without all the facts 

hope is a dead mans dream
But it makes for light conversation  

You know I'm king at making worst of a good thing
guilty as charged I've squandered all I've received
self proclaimed master of offering nothing

graduated scholar a blatherskite phd