Phone call

A dramatic exchange...

The telephone rings.

Protagonist:  Hello?

Caller:  This is your doctor.

Protagonist:  Good day, doctor.

Caller:  I called to tell you that your wife is in the hospital!

Protagonist:  Oh, really?

Caller:  Yes, she's critical!

Protagonist:  Oh, you get used to that.

Curtain.

[this is not original.  it is a joke from an unknown creator.]

Reviews

[oldfox]

You're not a writer. You're a typist!

You certainly have a lot to be modest about.