Dialogue

Random snippets of dialogue I think up.

Exchange #1

"No, you're clingy and cuddly with girls because you've got some fucked up childhood issues, whatever the psychology is behind that, or you just like acting like a mama's boy with someone who isn't your mother. You see, the point is, the girl is there because she likes YOU. Not because you're up her a*s constantly trying to f****n' hold her hand or wrap an arm around her, or f****n nestle your f****t head into her f****n' neck every chance you f****n' get, but because she likes YOU acting like YOU, spending time with HER."

"No man. She's f****n' THERE for that. She's my girlfriend, and therefore I don't snuggle with anyone else BUT her. You go to the gym to work out, I go to my girlfriend to get close with and I claim alpha male dominance over my women with subjugative but affectionate gestures. Tool."

"Look buddy, all I'm sayin' is she doesn't need to be reminded of that every 5 seconds. If you ask me, all that you just said there sounds like an excuse to act like a five year old mama's boy."

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Exchange #2
[Two people have just broken into a vehicle, and the man in the passenger seat has opened the glove box of the vehicle and removed the document on the top of the pile of papers and forms.]

Scoffing, almost chuckling;
"Aw man, what is this?! ... His RECREATIONAL FISHING LICENSE!? What a f*g!"