Soy Sauce

Was told to make a poem about soy sauce out of the blue. Can't disappoint. (Keep in mind, this is not very good writing!)

I knew a man

Named Rick Shaw

Who knew how to

Be quite random.

 

Soy sauce,

He says.

I think

I can appease.

 

Soy sauce,

Blessed soy sauce,

I can vouch

For thee

 

Salty

Tangy

Artery clogging

 

Did I just say that?

 

Smothered

Over General Tso

Orgasm in my mouth

 

Cat to-go

Gives me stomach pains

‘Twas delicious for a moment

 

My sauce on top

Made the taste

Quite worth the aches.