The Secret Life of A Doorknob

Special thanks to Neil G, although I highly doubt he'll ever read this. Anyway, this was incredibly random and I needed to lighten up! Review, review, review! (:

Day after day I wait 

Germs and diseases I spread

Boy doing nasty things then touching me..

Is hygiene such a crazy concept to see?

And now I'm sleeping.

Mid-dream I hear someone approach

Hands wrap around me.

Not in the way I'd like, either

Open my eyes just to see

The world spins upside down, floor coming hither

Have you no respect for a doorknob like me?

I plan my revolt

One day I'll stop granting access

Leave you there, waiting in a deadlock

But I'll never give nor bless

What have you done for me?

Spun me, diseased me, interrupted my rest.

And what will you do?

I am only a doorknob, after all

Until then I'll wait

Seeing all I wish I hadn't

Acting as your worthy gate