hunting heffalump...

big rump, long trunk -
thump! thump! be careful,
here comes a heffalump.

uninvited, unannounced -
wandering in casually,
unsightly beast pronounced.

testing will be your slaughter -
outwit, outplay, outlast,
i'll survive all your tortures.

from shadows i'll strike away -
finding your weaknesses,
i'll kill you slowly, day by day.

in time you'll slink and slump -
it will be over for you!
#haha, spindled, swindled, heffalump.

and slain! how will i then on you feast?
the answer quite simple -
with good wine and piece by piece.

-lyr-
December 10, 2011