The Cycle Of A Relationship

This is based on a personal experience (not mine), so it's a bit simplistic and the last verse is supposed to sound sarcastic.

You were vexing and perplexing

Annoyed her to a T

Popped up in conversations

Attempting to be funny.

She rebuffed you and snuffed you

And somehow you stayed tough

After some time later

You declared to her, your love.

Days passed eventually months

The relationship was great

Until after four months

You recited clichéd verses

Said you never had any time

The only thing you did to keep her

Was, you kept her with these rhymes.

Fed her sweet words

Which turned bitter in the end

And after all that trouble

You found yourself single

Once again...

She bids you farewell

And for some needed advice

To be a good boyfriend

You have to put up a fight.

Don't put her down

Or keep her locked up

Don't beat her

Or cheat her

Or you'll be out of luck.

Don't be selfish

Or think she'll run back

She will be gone forever

You won't ever have her back.

And after you have lost her

You'll be standing there

Alone and in despair

And eventually,

You will convince yourself to mingle

After all, once again...

You're single.