United Are Champions, And so...people should dance

Anti-Manchester United Poem, talking about the English Premier League victory of United and how City will not stay trophy-less too.

It all started like a dream, we shall win the Treble
United now knows how it ended, a single
Real Madrid took down City in the UCL
Real Madrid dishonoured the Rags too in the UCL

So why all the dissonance about a single
When we all know RVP wash shipped out of the Emirates for the treble
Barça was ridiculed tonight and Catals will tell us no s**t, by Bayern
The score City suffered was better than what Messi suffered in the hands of Bayern

Madrid and Dortmund were in City’s group, all three are in the Semis
Please list the teams in the Rag’s group that are in the Semis
Wengerwill not disprove me, City would not end the season without a trophy
I know Theo will jump on this and say the FA Cup is no trophy

So, spare Mancini, because he wins a trophy each year
If not of RVP, you will be trophy-less each year
So spare my ears, for we have the FA Cup in the bag
And come August, the Community Shield will also enter our bag

Congrats though, because RVP was good value for money
Mind you, Sheikh’s pockets are deeper than the Russian’s with money
As for your unessential blow-outs count myself and my camarades out
Akachara is not our portion as our man, Mancini, is in the dugout!