Eight Reasons I Why Left The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

Eight reasons why I left Mormonism

Eight Reasons Why I Left The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

 

Eight

 Stephanie Meyer, Twilight.

She tried to convert Lestat to Mormonism

Didn’t get the memo from Anne Rice

Lestat loves Louis, not Belle

 

Seven

Three hours of boredom

Enough to hang myself

I’ve endured this since birth

Somehow, I’m still breathing

 

Six

 I love to swear like a sailor

At four, I screamed “F**k”

During Sacrament, tried shaming me

Shaming me didn’t work

 

Five

Joseph Smith, E. L. James

What do they have in common?

Both love making s****y fanfiction

That are shittier than the original

 

Four

 Body curvy and busty

Not my fault, yet it is my fault

I’m asking for it

My fist is asking to kiss your face

 

Three

 Why do the men get fifty wives?

Why can’t I have fifty husbands?

It wouldn’t be right, might turn gay

Ever thought it would turn lesbian?

 

Two

Wait! Black people are children of Cain?

Native Americans are evil Jews?

Being Gay is a choice?

This sounds like a scam

 

One

I went to college

Truth b***h-slapped me to reality

Evolution is way cooler

Than The Garden of Eden

Reviews

[crowcapital]

Pure gold. Pure hardcor. This is one of those poems I will return to again and again. Love the style and the flow.

[Natasha Zoya]

Thanks! :)

[Davidgeo]

John Smith is not impressed.

[mattavelli]

Hello, Natasha! :)
If you turn off your mind, you can live and die in peace. GET BACK IN THAT BOX!! Fun read.