Dear Georgie

Letter from father to son in the Bush family

Dear Georgie,

 

I just wanted to write you a short letter to let you know that you are my idol and model for success.  I think it is a touch of genius how you have been able to be credited for so many things today, and still have an aura of stupidity surrounding you. That blank stare is classic.

 

I have stood in the mirror for countless hours trying to get your head tilt just right. Do you know what I mean? I think most people miss that thing you do when you try to get all of your brain cells on one side in order to form a complete thought.  You were a short bus kid, weren't you? I'm so very proud of you Georgie.

 

And to end this letter, as all things must end and we are all looking forward to yours, I mostly admire you for reminding us that anyone can be president.

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Dad  

 

P.S. i almost forgot. Mom was wondering if you can ask Dick for the night off.  the bin laden's are coming to dinner and you know the shephard's pie doesn't keep overnight and we have to eat them alive.

Reviews

[Tai Chi Italy]

Nice one XY!lol this made me laugh out loud. thanks for starting my week so appetisingly. I have a georgie too but he isn't a meglamaniac quite yet!lol Good to read you, Tai