What a bore

Advice for Wizards Caught in Webs

stray from anything metaphysical 
all they want is what's taken literal 
Especial tendency to this Our aeon 
Sad as it may be, 'tis most necessary. 
Keep it at their level, though whatever 
You do, be sure to stay on the level. 

Three pigs plowed the plowshare 
They've sowed what we'll reap 
And never, above all, admit defeat. 
They are our lords, these pigly, wiggly bores.