The Redwall Series: Abridged

Once upon a time, there was a magical place called Redwall, where there lived cute little woodland critters like mice, hedgehogs, squirrels, and voles (They're the Cauca- I mean good species) and evil nig- I mean vermin species, like foxes and weasels.

They have a lot of battles where good and evil are determined by species on a consistent basis with no exception and the good guys are always 100% justified in their actions no matter what.

Also, there's borderline pornographic descriptions of food that go on for far longer than necessary.