Disaster's A-Comin'

There sure are a lot of people who are obsessed with the end of the world

I see food riots all over town

I see the white house burnin' down

I see bad times comin' to pass

Buy my book and save your a*s!

Buy a bomb shelter, buy a gun

The end of the world won't be be fun

Buy up gold and make a plan

For when the s**t hits the fan

When it comes, there'll be no loss, no foul, no dead

Armageddon, Anarchy, It's all in your head

Ask me how I know this, and I'm gonna say

There's a sucker born every doomsday