Redneck Valentines

Now hunny ya knows I luvs ya
So much it might be a crime
But, I wanted to write these words
For ya a redneck Valetines

My buddies tell me cupid
Done shot me with his bow
They claim he hit me in the butt
but, heck i don't realy know

They say I went plum loco
When I first layed eyes on you
They said, with your big ol nose and buck teeth
I'm just a love sick crazy fool

But hunny I don't see that
All I see is my beauty queen
No matter how grouchy you git
Or say things that are so mean

I luv ya hunny with my heart
I thought I'd let ya know
Though some claim I'm deformed
And my brain is down in my big toe

Now hunny I hope ya like my card
That I'm sendin straight to you
And please don't be mad and angry
At your love sick crazy fool

Just come runnin to give me a hug
Then tip it off with a kiss or two
And to heck with everyone else
We'll go off ,and start our own redneck gene pool

wrote 1/28/2009 by Norman Hale Jr.

Reviews

[~Mary Ann~]

This is definitely chuckle ink!!! :) There is a sweet message of love... in this piece however.. to look past the outside and just focus on the love that is felt on the inside.. :)

Funny and sweet. :)