And Back to Chat Doc!!

[Group (serephimbian_agents) online]

[User (dragons_are_cool) online]

[Group (REBEL_FTW) online]

talon_myrd: That was an unexpected rescue. I half expected to get killed, but mostly definitely did not expect to rescue Serephimbia’s top secret agent.

dragons_are_cool: What do you mean? Darknight doesn’t work for Serephimbia.

archer_3: Nice font. I’m kind of starting to like the handwriting fonts...

#sitnc: Guess what!!!

Blue_Jay_003: What? You got a cat? You found out you have a twin sister? You found a lead to Pitch’s location? You found out how to cure Darknight’s madness?

Evil_Mastermind: What? Hey!

#sitnc: What? Why would I get a cat?? No, but I have a twin brother and a doppelganger from another dimension, and no, I don’t know where Pitch is, but we did figure out who kidnapped him. Also, I don’t think that anyone can cure Darknight’s madness.

Evil_Mastermind: Hey!

Blue_Jay_003: I dunno, just an idea =) Wait another dimension? Interesting. . .

[Dirthawkers_group online]

derpyhawker_378: No, we can’t tell them THAT, 12! You realize… do you seriously want them to assume that?!

fugitive12: I never said that! Stop putting words in my mouth! Why would they assume that crap?! They know we’re better than that!

talon_myrd: Ok, what’s going on?? Why are you two fighting? You guys never  fight!!

derpyhawker_378: Oh wait… whoops… I thought this was our private chat… there must’ve been a glitch… hold on.

Blue_Jay_003: XD Dirthawkers XD

prankmaster: They’re arguing about whether or not we should tell you we’re still at S.W.O.R.D.

archer_3: Didn’t S.W.O.R.D try to kill Peri’s parents? And didn’t a S.W.O.R.D agent kill her brother? And didn’t they kidnap her from her parents?

derpyhawker_378: It’s… er, complicated…

dragon_are_cool: Complicated ? It’s complicated ?? That’s what you’re going with? I thought that you were better than this…

derpyhawker_378: No! I didn’t mean it that way… You can’t define S.W.O.R.D by its leader.

dragons_are_cool: Then how, exactly, did you mean it? I’m not defining it by it’s leader, I’m defining it by the organization’s actions.

fugitive12: Well guess who’s behind those actions… not us...

dragons_are_cool: No, but you are choosing to work for the person who made those decisions.

derpyhawker_378: No…

dragons_are_cool: I’m confused. You work for SWORD, but you don’t work for the SWORD leader… Can you start making sense now?

derpyhawker_378: Forget it. dkjfc4erkliugqhdferq34gfre *slamming noises and swearing in foreign language*

[user (derpyhawker_378) offline]

dragons_are_cool: Yes, go run and hide. Because that’s so very heroic of you.

fugitive12: I haven’t seen Peri that angry since I caught her in a fishing net 7 years ago… I’ll be right back.

[User (fugitive12) offline]

That_one_guy: Um. . . what just happened? What would we assume? Also don’t give Jay any ideas about other dimensions.

Blue_Jay_003: Oh, I have plenty of ideas anyway.

talon_myrd: But they exist. Didn’t you guys know that?

#sitnc: Oops…  Why do I always mess stuff up??

Blue_Jay_003: I had theories, but that isn’t exactly something they teach in school.

talon_myrd: Where did you go to school?!

archer_3: Normal schools try to hide the supernatural, not expose it. We got a lot better education than most. Also, it took us three less years.

talon_myrd: Right…

skull: Cresce, tell us your surprise so that I can tell everyone mine.

#sitnc: Fine. I’m going on a date. *squeal*

archer_3: With Dom?

#sitnc: What? Oh, no. I’m kind of bored of him. I’m going with someone else!

talon_myrd: So you and Dom split?

#sitnc: Nope. I’m just seeing if this guy is good or not.

dragon_are_cool: Player much?

#sitnc: Oh, shut up. You have no right to judge.

skull: Guess what?? I’m getting married!!!! And you’re all invited!!!!

Blue_Jay_003: I don’t recognize your font, skull. . . I’m gonna venture a guess though: are you Bullutt?

skull: Who else? I am the fastest guy… at least in this dimension. Even my brother is slower.

Evil_Mastermind: You know what? I actually missed our conversations. Did I just say that out loud? Oops...

dragons_are_cool: Are you going soft on us, Darknight?

Evil_Mastermind: What?? No!!

speeed: *to skull* I’m faster than you!!

skull: Pfft. in your dreams, brother.

That_one_guy: Oh no, sibling rivalry. Oh wait. . . that’s my daily life XD Bullutt has a brother? CONFUSED. . .

talon_myrd: lol. I don’t have siblings.

speeed: Yeah, my name’s Blurr. And don’t believe a word he says, I’m faster!!

Blue_Jay_003: Why don’t you race? I’ll time you. Then we’ll know who’s faster.

dragons_are_cool: I’ll time also. We’ll each time a person and compare.

That_one_guy: Do you really need to know who’s faster?

skull: YES. And deal

speeed: Yes.

Evil_Mastermind: Darkling, I am appalled. Of course they need to know who’s faster! Otherwise they’ll argue about it forever!

That_one_guy: They’ll do that anyway.

dragons_are_cool: XD and at superspeed, too!

Evil_Mastermind: So are we going to rescue Pitch yet? I’m bored.

skull: After my wedding, Violet and I will help you.

cold: We will. But only if you come to our wedding.

Evil_Mastermind: Fine. Violet is ‘cold’ I’m guessing?

skull: No, she’s hot. Waaay hot.

Evil_Mastermind: o.O That’s not what I meant. *Facepalms*

talon_myrd: XD Violet is a cryokinetic, so yeah.

Blue_Jay_003: Yeah! Ice buddies! *starts singing ‘Let it Go’*

That_one_guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

talon_myrd: LET IT GO CAN’T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE

owl_tiger: LET IT GO LET IT GO THAT PERFECT GIRL IS GO-ONE

talon_myrd: I DON’T CARE WHAT THEY’RE GOING TO SA-AAAAAAY

Blue_Jay_003: LET THE STORM RAGE OOOOOOON!!! THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY!

That_one_guy: *thump*

Evil_Mastermind: Darkling? *silence* I think you killed him.

dragon_are_cool: Who killed him?

That_one_guy: No. . . more. . . singing. . .

Blue_Jay_003: *silence* *snort* PPFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

talon_myrd: HAHAHAHAHAH funny joke.

skull: *rapping at superspeed* Uh, sama lamaa dama lamaa you assuming’ I’m human, what I gotta do to get through to you I’m superhuman, innovative, made of rubber, anything you say is ricocheting off of me and glue to you, I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating, how to give a mother-

talon_myrd: Hey, hey , hey! Quit. Not everyone here is an adult.

#sitnc: … You’re the only one, Talon. Everyone else is 18 or above, right?

prankmaster: No. I’m 16. *NYAA NYAA*

fugitive12: Well Peri’s moment ruined some of your innocence, didn’t it?

prankmaster: No, I think the villains finished it off.

fugitive12: *laughing*

skull: Who likes my rapping? It`s seriously  good, man, now that I really think about it I am good. Enough to be in a contest to win a lot of money now that I think about that I already have a lot of money. Now raise your hand if you’re excited for my wedding! Sorry, I’m a dumb-dumb, I couldn’t tell if you were. Well then, type 21 if you’re excited!

#sitnc: Wait. They’re the same age??? Oh, my gosh, I totally ship it.

talon_myrd: Shut up, Cresce. *is totally not blushing*

Blue_Jay_003: Didn’t she like Dove? I dunno. Random thoughts here.

talon_myrd: No, I didn’t like Dove!!

#sitnc: No, she was too busy crushing on Spar. #sparlon_ftw. I don’t know why I didn’t see it before!!!! Spar, do you have a girlfriend?

prankmaster: Nope, I’m all open. *NYAA NYAA*

Blue_Jay_003: Like I said. Random thought. Whatever.

#sitnc: See, Talon, both of you are single, both of you love birds, both of you are 16, both of you are weirdos- you’d be perfect together!!

talon_myrd: Cresce, I said, SHUT UP!!!

prankmaster: Aw, we would be a good couple! Ya wanna go out with me?

Ambitiose, es?

#sitnc: You do realize that you have to be over 18 to have sex, legally? And neither of you are over 18...

talon_myrd: *is totally mortified* TENEBRIFIC CREPUSCULAR ARES SAROS

#sitnc: That’s my name, don't wear it out!

[User (talon_myd) offline]

[Users (Blue_Jay_003) and (That_one_guy) are offline]

prankmaster: That went downhill very fast…. Does anyone want to know what happened to 12 and Peri? Cause I totally didn’t eavesdrop on them and get an audio recording...

[audio recording detected]

derpyhawker_378: IT’S NOT MY FAULT THEY TOOK MORGAN! IT’S NOT MY FAULT I GOT ABDUCTED! IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT SON OF A ***** THREATENED TO PUT ME IN A PRISON CELL THE REST OF MY **** LIFE! IT’S NOT MY FAULT I ENDED UP AS THE DAUGHTER OF THE WORST GUY ON PLANET EARTH! IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT WE INHERITED THE WHOLE ******* S.W.O.R.D ORGANIZATION AFTER FORTITUDO DIED EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN’T WANT IT AND iT’S NOT MY FAULT I GOT ******* SUPERPOWERS IN THE FIRST PLACE!! *more swearing, crashing noises* Forget it. You’ll never understand.

fugitive12: Understand? UNDERSTAND?!?! Do you think it’s my fault that my dad beat my left hand to a bloody pulp and everyone at school hated me? Do you think it was my fault I had no friends? Do you think it was my fault I had to hide from everything for a year? Do you think it’s my fault I got those bloody swords and killed a man? Do you think it was my fault I got stuck at this ******** instead of going to prison? Oh, and what about that one time I almost killed myself on the ledge? Was that my fault? Was it?

[long, very tense pause]

*grumbling noises and the sound of glass breaking*

derpyhawker_378: *strained* I need a moment. *sound of door closing*

[audio recording end]

archer_3: Where’d you get that?

prankmaster: Yes, I totally didn’t happen to have one of those pen recorder devices I got at a gag shop while eavesdropping on their dropping bombs.

Evil_Mastermind_101: And how many of these things do you have, exactly?

prankmaster: I’m gathering quite the collection in my room. Speaking of, it may be a good idea to inventory one of these days...

[translated to English] When he says “collection”, he means piles upon piles of gags. From whoopee cushions to motorized toys made out of elbow macaroni. It’s insane.

tiger_owl: Man, Talon would love to get her hands on some of that stuff. She’d go nuts and prank everybody.

#sitnc: So you ship them, too?

tiger_owl: Maybe...

#sitnc: HA! See, even your own friends ship you two, Talon!

prankmaster: Any good movies out right now?

#sitnc: Hold on a sec, I’ll google it...

#sitnc: Here:

tiger_owl: You should take her to see Wonder. She loves those kind of stories.

archer_3: I honestly think that she would like Happy Death Day (the one that you can barely see). She’s the type of person to like horror movies.

Evil_Mastermind_101: All of you are wrong. Talon loves superhero movies. Take her to see Thor Ragnarok. She’ll love it.

dragons_are_cool: On the contrary, old man. I think that she’d prefer the Justice League movie.

That_one_guy: You guys are assuming that she’d even say yes in the first place...

prankmaster: Wouldn’t she say yes? I’m just so IRRESISTIBLE...

tiger_owl: XDXDXDXD Wow you two really are two of a kind...

#sitnc: I feel like I’ve heard Talon say the exact same thing once...

Evil_Mastermind_101: Where is Talon, anyway?

dragons_are_cool: Hiding in my room, reading this conversation over my shoulder... She says that she can’t believe that Gena betrayed her.

tiger_owl: you better! #Sparlon FTW

[Blue_Jay_003 online]

Blue_Jay_003: Wow, a lot happened while I was gone.

Evil_Mastermind: Gone doing what exactly?

Blue_Jay_003: DARKNIGHT!!!!!

Evil_Mastermind: What? You and Darkling disappear at about the same time, and then you come back and nothing happened. What am I supposed to think?

Blue_Jay_003: About that… we had to clear the base for a few minutes.

That_one_guy: Geez, Darknight, assumptions much? It wasn’t anything like that.

Blue_Jay_003: Because SOMEONE set off the fire alarms at the REBEL base..

That_one_guy: That was annoying. We had to call someone in to turn them off. Who knew that pancakes could be so flammable?

Blue_Jay_003: Wait, didn’t the waffle maker explode too?

That_one_guy: I was multitasking. Besides, you’re the one who said you were going to invite the Dirthawkers and half of Seraphimbia to dinner!

Blue_Jay_003: Don’t forget Eagle. And it’s not HALF of Seraphimbia, it’s just our friends there.

tiger_owl: There’s too many Seraphimbian agents to fit in the REBEL base. You guys missed it. We were shipping Sparlon and Talon got so embarrassed that she left the server.

That_one_guy: My point exactly.

[User (talon_myrd) online]

talon_myd: Shut up!

Evil_Mastermind: So that’s what all that smoke was. I thought there was a forest fire or something.

Blue_Jay_003: Nope. Just the waffle maker and the stove. Wait, shipping Talon and Spar? Oh yeah I read that =) That’s funny XD

tiger_owl: Talon’s had a crush on him since the second file.

talon_myrd: Just let it go, already!!

Blue_Jay_003: Ooooooh, Talon they will never let this go.

prankmaster: Hey, Talon, are you a C major scale? Cause you look all natural to me. Does Thor sound good for you?

talon_myrd: What do you play (in band)?

tiger_owl: Stop stalling!!

prankmaster: Trumpet. I can serenade you when we get done with the movie.

talon_myrd: Nah, seranades are too slow and boring.

prankmaster: How about a fanfare? Actually, a fanfare would be cooler.

talon_myrd: Or a jazzy pep tune. Played at full volume.

prankmaster: A fanfare of a jazzy pep tune?

talon_myrd: No one would even be able to hear you over me!!

prankmaster: Not a fanfare of just me, but some other of my large-egoed trumpet buddies. Even better!

talon_myrd: I thought that you wanted a date, not a group playing session...

prankmaster: That’s what’s happening. And as you walk out of the theater, we give you a fanfare of a jazzy pep tune.

talon_myrd: Eh...

prankmaster: We must have good pitch, because baby me and you are so in tune.

talon_myrd: *facepalms* *is totally not blushing*

Blue_Jay_003: SPAR, NO. No one likes band pick-up lines!

That_one_guy: Yeah, that’s just weird.

tiger_owl: Obviously, someone likes band pickup lines *coughtaloncough*

prankmaster: Aw, you make my heart go staccato.

draixe_eiss: Really, trying to get a girl to date you with band pickup lines? That’s almost as bad as being in a band...

*Everyone except for Cresce and her friends*: WHAT did you just say...

prankmaster: Uh, EXCUSE ME, MR., band is a major part of my life! Without it I’d be flat.

talon_myrd: What is wrong with you????? Band is more than half of my life!!

prankmaster: You light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

talon_myd: XD HAHAHHAHA ok that’s funny! Kylara, he was talking about you!!

archer_3: I am NOT that out of tune!!

tiger_owl: This is great...

archer_3: Ok, maybe slightly...

prankmaster: So, does Thor sound like a good idea? And a jazzy pep song fanfare at the end?

talon_myrd: How about the movie and then just you and me playing afterwards?

prankmaster: Okay, cool. Just to ramp it up a key, if ya know what I mean.

talon_myrd: *facepalms while blushing* When?

prankmaster: How ‘bout Friday?

talon_myrd: Sure. That's tomorrow, by the way.

prankmaster: All right! Friday it is.

#sitnc: Such cutes!!!

talon_myrd: Shut up.

Blue_Jay_003: Wow. Spar, I didn’t know there were that many band pick-up lines in existence.

That_one_guy: Haha, right?

Evil_Mastermind: Did he say Thor??

prankmaster: Yup!

dragons_are_cool: shut up, Darknight.

prankmaster: What, did you think there was a movie out about you?

Evil_Mastermind: I bet Kyndra $50 that you would take Talon to see Thor. She thought that you would take her to see the Justice League. Girls, right?

dragons_are_cool: Don’t make me stab you.

Blue_Jay_003: Alright, calm down. Both of you.

That_one_guy: Hey, no stabbing my brother!

prankmaster: Oh, a bit violent, aren’t ya?

Blue_Jay_003: Isn’t she always?

dragons_are_cool: You’re one to talk. Besides, Darknight and I are both villains. He doesn’t mind.

Evil_Mastermind: Who said that I didn’t mind?

dragons_are_cool: Let me rephrase. From the way he treats 12, I don’t care whether he cares about my being violent.

Blue_Jay_003: That’s different, though, right?

dragons_are_cool: I thought that you were a villain??

Blue_Jay_003: Technically, I’m only half villain… and, well, Darkling and I have been talking, and we don’t even want to be that anymore. We want to help people, not hurt them.

dragons_are_girl: Wimps.

prankmaster: Whoa…. since when? Is the world ending or something?

That_one_guy: Har har, very funny. People can change, you know.

derpyhawker_378: @Blue_Jay_003 Do I know you?

fugitive12: Did the little brother of the worst supervillain actually say something worthwhile?

Blue_Jay_003: Come on, guys! Quite making fun of Darkling.

dragons_are_cool: We’re making fun of both of you.

That_one_guy: I can speak for myself, you know.

Blue_Jay_003: Alright, geez.

Dirthawkers_group: *sounds of laughing and kekking*

That_one_guy: I’ve got half a mind to leave now.

Blue_Jay_003: We discussed this.

That_one_guy: Yeah, and you were still figuring out how to tell them that you’re dissolving REBEL.

Blue_Jay_003: DARKLING!!!

That_one_guy: Oops...

dragons_are_cool: Why? are you sick of me already?

derpyhawker_378: Oh right, like how we were trying to tell you guys how we inherited S.W.O.R.D on accident?

fugitive12: That was painful…

derpyhawker_378: So wait… you guys are actually dissolving REBEL? What’s gonna happen to all the super high-tech stuff you have?

Blue_Jay_003: Most of it will go to the I.I.E.M., which I’m hoping Darknight will lead at that point (as in take it over, Darknight, man up), some will come with us.

That_one_guy: Though where I’m not sure…

Blue_Jay_003: I’ll take care of that.

Evil_Mastermind: I do miss leading an army of evil minions at my command...

dragons_are_cool: Of course you do.

Evil_Mastermind: Are you jealous?

dragons_are_cool: What? No!!

Evil_Mastermind: Uh-huh. Maybe, just maybe, if you’re good enough, I might let you work for me.

dragons_are_cool: Pfft. If I wanted to be a part of the IIEM, I’d take you out and make myself leader.

Evil_Mastermind: Haha. In your dreams. You could never take me out.

dragons_are_cool: Oh, yeah? Is that what you think? I could take you on any day, anywhere.

Evil_Mastermind: Oh, yeah? You’ll never even see me coming.

dragons_are_cool: I can see you right now. You’re sitting right next to me.

Evil_Mastermind: *glares*

dragons_are_cool: *glares back*

derpyhawker_378: Am I gonna have more of my old school friends in my immediate family?

fugitive12: Peri!

dragons_are_cool: PERI!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!! AND DARKNIGHT’S MY DAD’S AGE!!!!! THAT’S DISGUSTING!!!!!

Evil_Mastermind: Peri, I am still married to your mother!!!

Blue_Jay_003: PERI!!! WHAT??? WHO ARE YOU REFERRING TO??

That_one_guy: *grins evilly* She’s talking about you =)

dragons_are_cool: What??

Blue_Jay_003: DARKLING!!! NO!!! STOP!!!

That_one_guy: *evil laugh*

Blue_Jay_003: DARKLING!

derpyhawker_378: …I think I’ll go now...

[derpyhawker_378 has left server]

Blue_Jay_003: Darkling, you are so dead.

That_one_guy: That’s my cue to run for my life.

[User That_one_guy has left the server]

Blue_Jay_003: DARKLING!!!!!

[User Blue_Jay_003 has left the server]

Evil_Mastermind: Oh no. Not this again.

dragons_are_cool: Darknight!!! Look at what you’ve done!!

Evil_Mastermind: What?? How is this my fault??

dragons_are_cool: You started it! That’s how it’s your fault!!

Evil_Mastermind: I  started it?? How did I  start it?? As far as I know, Peri started it.

talon_myrd: Yes, just blame it on your daughter...

dragons_are_cool: Y’know what? Peri did start it.

Evil_Mastermind: Thank you!!

derpyhawker_378: How is this my fault?

dragons_are_cool: How do you “accidentally” inherit SWORD?? Besides, how are evil-pretending-to-be-good organizations inherited, anyway? It’s not like your parents owned SWORD...

derpyhawker_378: Why are we getting into this again? I thought Spar ironed everything out.

dragons_are_cool: You do realize that you can’t be forced to take on ownership of anything, right? And even if you are leading SWORD, it is your fault that Incantatus is using SWORD’s officials to do bad stuff. You either should’ve kicked Incantatus out of SWORD, or kept the officials from follow her. So it’s your fault that Darknight got captured and it’s your fault that Dove was murdered.

Evil_Mastermind: Kyndra, don’t make wild accusations.

[User (User Blue_Jay_003) online]

Blue_Jay_003: Guys, calm down. Stop accusing each other for what happened, and stop making excuses. This isn’t helping anyone, and I think Darknight is having flashbacks again.

[User (That_one_guy) online]

That_one_guy: Uh, Darknight? Are you alright? Oh great, now you’ve done it, Kyndra.

Author's Note

Loooooong chapter!! Next up: A Darknight POV, a chat doc insert, and Talon and Spar's first date!!!! *squeal*
dragons_are_cool is Kyndra, her font is Swanky and Moo Moo
Was Peri talking about Zavier and Kyndra, or Tenebris and Jules? I guess we'll never know...
Also, POLL
Kavier or Jenebris
If Kavier was possible, what would be a better ship?