Chat Doc: Lemmings

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talon_myrd: They don’t have any rabbits, mice, or squirrels on the menu!! I’m craving meat.

owl_tiger: Or lemmings. I WANT LEMMINGS.

#sitnc: I’m considering becoming a vegetarian, seeing as how much you guys disgust me.

super_dom: No, you love ham too much.

#sitnc: True. But at least that’s normal. Lots of people like ham, but only abnormal people like weird stuff, like rabbits and lemmings, whatever those are.

talon_myrd: Say that again. I dare you. *unsheathes 3-ft katana*

#stinc: Talon’s abnormal, Talon’s abnormal, Talon’s abnorma- aaaaah!!!

skull: Talon, what the heck? Why would you do that?

owl_tiger: She was being a jerk. She deserved it.

#sitnc: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! SHE SLICED MY PRECIOUS SKIN!!!!!!! *skin is now healed*

super_dom: Really, Talon, Gena, Ten? Your friend is undergoing something huge, and this is how you act?

talon_myrd: Why do you call her Ten?

super_dom: Because that’s my nickname for her.

owl_tiger: Why Ten? Does she do ten of everything or something?

super_dom: Because her name is Tenebrific, so I call her Ten.

That_one_guy: Her name is Tenebrific?

#sitnc: Yeah, why?

That_one_guy: Because mine is Tenebris...

talon_myrd: *snickers* That’s funny. Maybe you two were meant for each other.

Blue_Jay_003: Darkling isn’t single.

super_dom: Neither is Ten.

owl_tiger: Great, now I’m even hungrier, thinking about snickers.

That_one_guy: Oh, you’re talking to me again?

Blue_Jay_003: Temporarily. Also, who is the new user?

super_dom: I’m Ten’s boyfriend, Dominick. We met earlier?

Blue_Jay_003: Oh yeaaaahhhhhh. I remember that.

owl_tiger: Jay, do you have any lemmings?

Blue_Jay_003: NO! Lemmings are GROSS! (though half of my friends would disagree)

owl_tiger: HOW DARE YOU! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU!! LEMMINGS ARE MY LIFE!!! I HATE YOU!!!!

Blue_Jay_003: Get a life, Gena. *shriek, slamming noise, feather noises* GENA GET OFF OF ME!!!

talon_myrd: Get her, Gena! Get her!!

That_one_guy: Don’t encourage her!! Woah, aim that somewhere else!

Blue_Jay_003: *puts down taser* Fiiiiine. Only because I'm following Seraphimbian rules though.

dangerous_guy: All you are going to shut up now, or I will make you.

Blue_Jay_003: Uh… we’re not talking, we’re typing. In the same room. Um...

dangerous_guy: Yes, and her brain is still hooked up to the servers. You’re overloading her brain while it’s trying to work, and that is really bad. So shut up. Everyone offline.

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