Derpy Metamorphosis, People Arguing

[Group (Serephimbian_agents) online]

archer_3: Darkling’s locked himself in his room. At least he isn’t going after Darknight by himself right now. I have some more news for you guys...

[Group (REBELs_FTW) online]

Blue_Jay_003: What? Are you pregnant?

archer_3: Did Darkling tell you that, too?? And no, I’m not pregnant. I've never even had sex. I’m going into metamorphosis tomorrow.

Blue_Jay_003: *angrily* PFFT. Darkling wouldn’t tell me anything.

derpyhawker_378: What’s derpy metamorphosis?

dangerous_guy: It’s where you go into a chrysalis and when you come out, you have new superpowers. I don’t know the details or science.

Blue_Jay_003: Sounds fun. Is that what Talon did when she changed her name from Byrd? She said something about a metamorphosis I think...

talon_myrd: Yup. Same thing.

Blue_Jay_003: So what’s our plan for rescuing Darknight? Oh wait, we already went over that… Hold on…

[User (Blue_Jay_003) downloading information to mainframe]

Blue_Jay_003: Okay there we go, I remember.

archer_3: And I would like to invite you guys to be part of the honor guard.

Pyra_is_amazing: What does that mean?

Ninja_Master: Sounds interesting.

dangerous_guy: It means that you get to stand guard for her while she’s in her chrysalis. It takes 1-2 weeks, and it’s a huge honor to be asked. Virtually no one turns the offer down.

Blue_Jay_003: Don’t we need to rescue Darknight first?

archer_3: Yes, but if I had newer, better powers, we could rescue him more easily.

[User (That_One_Guy) attempting to enter server]

[User (That_One_Guy) booted from server]

Blue_Jay_003: Yesss it worked! I do not want to talk to him right now.

archer_3: Jay!!

talon_myrd: Then get off. We made the firewalls. Don’t mess with them. *types*

[User (That_One_Guy) online]

That_One_Guy: What was that? Who booted me?

Blue_Jay_003: ...

talon_myrd: Jay’s having a temper tantrum.

Blue_Jay_003: Stop it, Talon.

talon_myrd: lalalalalalalalala I can’t hear you blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabalablbal...

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[User (Blue_Jay_003) has unplugged the server]

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Author's Note

Arg! Quit it both of you! Don't make me come back there!