Part Three: Chaos [Chat Doc Online]

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Blue_Jay_003: HELLO ALL!!!

talon_myrd: Meat salad is still delicious.

tiger_owl: Wilson makes delicious meat salad.

#sitnc: Talon, what did you do to her??

talon_myrd: Absolutely nothing. Wilson made it for her.

#sitnc: Wilson, what did you do to her?

Blue_Jay_003: Meat salad is gross.

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archer_3: Is anyone else hungry? I can catch the rabbits, Wilson can cook them, and Gena can go on and on about how good they are.

derpyhawker378: Why can’t I catch the rabbits?

fugitive12: Peri, you’re a peregrine! Peregrines don’t eat rabbits!

derpyhawker378: But what if they did...

archer_3: *to Peri* But... then what would I do?

dangerous_guy: I know what you can do… (whispers)

archer_3: Get over here so that I can strangle you, you son of a-

#sitnc: Alright, let’s stop and take a breath before we do something that we regret.

dangerous_guy: Love you too, Ky.

tiger_owl: So... What’s going on for dinner?

Blue_Jay_003: Forget dinner, check this out! *link* The link is to a live news report that I watched like five seconds of and thought: this is definitely Incitatus challenging Darknight.

#sitnc: Incitatus? Like Caligula's horse that he tried to make a consul?

Blue_Jay_003: What?

#sitnc: Nevermind. Anyway, we get to see Darknight get killed? Sounds like fun. I’ll come. Where’s it happening?

Blue_Jay_003: Darknight is not getting killed! We’re helping him, duh!

derpyhawker378: ...she actually has built up the courage to fight him? Remember what happened last time?

tiger_owl: What happened last time?

archer_3: I don’t remember...

dangerous_guy: Umm... Did someone die?

talon_myrd: Don’t ask me!

#sitnc: Hey, Talon!!

talon_myrd: SHUT UP, CRESCE!

#sitnc: YOU SHUT UP, YOU *****.

archer_3: Alright, alright, we’ll all go, whether it’s to watch Darknight get viciously murdered, or to help him, we’ll all go.

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derpyhawker378: *Huff* FINE. You guys coming?

fugitive12: Sure, I guess, if you’re halfheartedly going too.

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