Part Three: Chaos [Chat Doc Online]

(a few hours pass)

dangerous_guy: say something i’m giving up on you

i’m sorry that i didn’t get to you

anywhere, i would’ve followed you

i’ll be the one...

if you want me to...

and i am feeling so small

it was all over my head

i know nothing at all

and i will stumble and fall

i’m still learning to love

just learning to crawl

say something i’m giving up on you

i’m sorry that i didn’t get to you

anywhere, i would’ve followed you

i’ll be the one...

if you want me to…

and i will swallow my pride

you’re the one that i love

and i’m saying good bye

say something i’m giving up on you

i’m sorry that i didn’t get to you

anywhere, i would’ve followed you

i’ll be the one...

if you want me to...

say something i’m giving up on you

say something...

archer_3: Shut up, you big wimp.

dangerous_guy: KY!!!!!!!!

archer_3: Why do I even try?? WHY DOES EVERYONE BROADCAST MY SECRET IDENTITY?????

dangerous_guy: But… you had just left me…

archer_3: I needed. to use. the bathroom!! Needy wimp.

dangerous_guy: :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

#sitnc: Oh my goodness, they’re cuddling.

Blue_Jay_003: GET A ROOM, lovebirds!! BTW I’m back and REBELs agree with the plan.

archer_3: We DO have a room. Well, I’m in his room, but whatever.

flappy_byrd: Wait... was it Dove’s birthday soon or Darklings'? I think that it’s Dove’s but I can’t remember...

Blue_Jay_003: Darkling’s birthday is like tomorrow.

Evil_Mastermind: You guys are idiots.

#sitnc: Say that to my face!!

derpyhawker378: Yeah, say that to MY face, Zaiver Hunter! 12 will come over and pop all your stitches out if you do.

fugitive12: I will.

prankmaster: Don’t talk to your father like that!

derpyhawker378: *kekking*

archer_3: We’ll help.

#sitnc: I’m in!!

derpyhawker378: Cool.

prankmaster1: Let’s go pop the most feared man’s face stitches out!

*unknown user enters server*

*unknown user has been booted from server*

*unknown user has overridden the booting system*

derpyhawker378: Jules, the network is down.

draixe_eiss: Draike Eiss, Kylara Arquero, Tenebrific Saros, I forbid you to go through with this.

#sitnc: SECRET IDENTITIES, FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOOD LORD!!!

archer_3: WHAT!!?? HOW DID YOU GET ON??

dangerous_guy: DAD!!!!! NOT COOL!!!!!

derpyhawker378: Oh, more family! Hi relatives!

fugitive12: Peri is in a weird mood right now.

draixe_eiss: Kylara, get out of my son’s room right now.

dangerous_guy: DAD!!! She doesn’t have to listen to you!!

draixe_eiss: No, but you do.

derpyhawker378: What were they doing in there?

fugitive12: PERI!

prankmaster: Wow Peri. *killying*

dangerous_guy: NOTHING, PERI. And I’m twenty-one, I’M NO LONGER UNDER YOUR CONTROL DAD, GET OUT OF MY LIFE.

archer_3: Burrrrrn. I’m twenty. I don’t have to listen to you, you jerk.

derpyhawker378: A way to declare independence.

draixe_eiss: Nope. As a leader of Serephimbia, it is my personal responsibility to meddle in all of the lives of the employees, especially my only son.

derpyhawker378: ROASTED!

dangerous_guy: How about worrying about your only daughter, instead?

Evil_Mastermind: Okay... What is going on?

Blue_Jay_003: Yeah, what’s this about attacking Darknight??

archer_3: Oh, yeah, that.

derpyhawker378: Just popping some stitches out...

tiger_owl: Should be entertaining...

Evil_Mastermind: *shudders* no thank you.

fugitive12: Good. Then don’t trash-talk Peri.

Blue_Jay_003: Hey, leave him be. What would your mother think, Peri?

derpyhawker378: She’d probably scold Dad and pull his stitches out anyways.

Evil_Mastermind: Where did you get that twisted view of reality?? Oh, wait…

Blue_Jay_003: Yeah, that was from you, Darknight.

derpyhawker378: Twisted? Who’s the twisted one here?

dangerous_guy: *slamming noises*

dangerous_guy: DAD!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOOOOOOOOOM!?!??!?!?!?!??!

Evil_Mastermind: What’s going on over there?

Blue_Jay_003: I’m curious. Hacking security cameras… … … … … not working.

derpyhawker378: Mmm hmm. Trying to hack the hacker that hacked your doc is probably not gonna work.

draixe_eiss: Oh, I just put him under lockdown. Also, we have technopaths working round the clock to keep people out.

derpyhawker378: Technopaths or psychopaths?

draixe_eiss: Both.

Evil_Mastermind: So what now? And this is kind of a private server…

Blue_Jay_003: I hate hackers, and I am one. The paradoxes of life.

derpyhawker378: Will the next word you say be no?

fugitive12: PERI, DON’T START THIS. FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY...

tiger_owl: No. Wait... Yes... No... Yes... Maybe... No... um... …

dangerous_guy: Definitely not.

archer_3: It won’t.

#sitnc: Highly unlikely.

Blue_Jay_003: Peri, now is not the time.

derpyhawker378: Who said you were in charge?

Modo in eo animo es?

Pyra_is_amazing: What’s going on over here? Jay, you’ve been off of the other server for a long time…

Blue_Jay_003: Sorry Pyra. Just trying to work things out with who’s dad again?

dangerous_guy: My BUTTHOLE of a dad hacked the server.

fugitive12: Having an attitude now are you?

draixe_eiss: Oh, so that’s how it’s going to be. Fine then. *button pressing sounds*

Evil_Mastermind: Who was that again? I am so confused right now.

Blue_Jay_003: WHAT DOES THAT BUTTON DO???? IS IT A RED BUTTON????? [that is irrelevant =)]

dangerous_guy: WHAT DAD??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

draixe_eiss: Now, my son is grounded. ;) He cannot leave his room, and no tricks work against the security.

Evil_Mastermind: My kids don’t let me ground them. You’re lucky.

Blue_Jay_003: PFFT you’re right about that, Darknight. Peri is a hero, and Dove doesn’t really care. So… yeah. *laughs*

dangerous_guy: Who said that I wasn’t a hero?

derpyhawker378: (to jay) I could throttle him! But I don’t because I’m nice.

Blue_Jay_003: Wait, what was that?

Blue_Jay_003: *crackling sounds*

Blue_Jay_003: WHAT WAS THAT?

Blue_Jay_003: *thunder noises*

Blue_Jay_003: *lightning flash noise*

Blue_Jay_003: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

dangerous_guy: Who said that I wasn’t a hero?!!!??

fugitive12: Dirthawkers_group is the only full-fledged hero group on this doc. That’s why Jay said that.

derpyhawker378: I was already a hero...

dangerous_guy: You don’t have to have a perfect record to be a hero!!!!!!

Blue_Jay_003: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evil_Mastermind: Uh, Jay? What’s going on in there? *door opens* WTFM SOMEONE ELECTROCUTED HER!!!!

[User (That_One_Guy) has been let back on the server]

That_One_Guy: WHAT HAPPENED JAY???? *comes into room* JAY JAY JAY WAKE UP JAY!!!

archer_3: DARKLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE YOUR TRUE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

derpyhawker378: *kekking*

That_One_Guy: PERI STOP IT THIS IS SERIOUS!! SHE GOT ELECTROCUTED, AND SHE’S HALF FREAKING MACHINE!!!

archer_3: *hides smile* “freaking machine”?? Are you in love with a “freaking machine”?

Incoming transmission:

GUYS HELP I’M SHUTTING DOWN HERE!!!!

End transmission

That_One_Guy: THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

derpyhawker378: Kay we’re coming over. See ya.

[Dirthawkers_group has left the server]

That_One_Guy: DARKNIGHT SHE ISN’T BREATHING!!!!!

Evil_Mastermind: WHAT???

archer_3: Fine, we’re coming. Wait, but I have to rescue Draike first...

Evil_Mastermind: You do that. We can handle this. Oh BTW here’s our coordinates… [sends coordinates]

archer_3: Gena, Cresce, you go do the hero-ing, since both of our resident heroes are out currently. Also, Darkling, try CPR. It might lead to you two’s first kiss!

[Evil_Mastermind has left the server]

[That_One_Guy has left the server]

#sitnc: Me?? HERO?? I’m grabbing Bullutt. He’s more hero than I am.

[User (#sitnc) offline]

[User (Blue_Jay_003)offline]

[User (owl_tiger) offline]

[User (archer_3) offline]

Author's Note

draixe_eiss is Nightdragon, Pitch's dad. His font is Acme.