Part Three: Chaos [Chat Doc Online]

[chat room open]

Blue_Jay_003: Hi! I’m getting a bit of lag here… so I might not respond right away. Otherwise, I’m fine, so DARKLING, YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME.

That_One_Guy: Was not! Actually, I’m getting lag too… must be the wi-fi or something.

Evil_Mastermind: Has to be, It’s happening to me too. STUPID WI-FI.

archer_3: Aaaaaand...

flappy_byrd: Got it. There you go.

archer_3: All good.

*unknown user enters server*

*unknown user kicked off the server with wiped memory and computer*

archer_3: It worked!!

flappy_byrd: Hooray!!

Blue_Jay_oo3: You fixed my firewalls?? THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!

Evil_Mastermind: … Wow. You really made an impression on her.

That_One_Guy: Agreed.

Blue_Jay_oo3: THIS IS AMAZING!!! BTW has anyone heard from Dove? I heard that he got injured during the Amazing Ant Fights…

Evil_Mastermind: You gave it a name? You’re crazy. Wait… Is Dove injured?

fly_eagle_fly: Don’t be such a worry wart, I’ll be fine.

Evil_Mastermind: Oh, there you are. Where are the Dirthawkers?

Blue_Jay_003: Most likely on a mission. Anyway…

archer_3: Yes, we fixed your firewalls. Well, Byrd did most of it...

dangerous_guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

archer_3: *snicker* *snicker*

dangerous_guy: WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM, YOU ***HOLE?!!???!?!

archer_3: *sweetly* What do you mean?

dangerous_guy: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!

archer_3: *innocently* What did I do?

dangerous_guy: I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!!!

dangerous_guy: *door opens*

archer_3: Hello!!

archer_3: *door closes*

dangerous_guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YOU RUINED IT!!!!!!!!! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO FIX IT!!!!!!!!!!

[User (dangerous_guy) offline]

archer_3: ;D

Blue_Jay_003: Seriously though what did you do? (whatever it was, it was probably amazing)

archer_3: Umm...

archer_3: I just might’ve wrecked his life’s work of the entire city, made out of legos, with all of the people, plants, animals, buildings, and stuff and rearranged in the shape of an arrow through a heart...

Blue_Jay_003: YAAS!! THAT IS AMAZING!!! You are my new favorite person.

archer_3: :)

That_One_Guy: Excuse me?

Blue_Jay_003: Sorry, new second favorite person.

That_One_Guy: That’s better.

archer_3: Finally, I’m on your good side.

Blue_Jay_oo3: Were you ever on my bad side? Oh, wait, all I have is a bad side. =P I’m a villain.

archer_3: You yelled at me and threatened to kill me and my friends when we got on!!

Blue_Jay_003: Oh right. Well, I do that to everyone who hacks my docs. =D

tiger_owl: What about me?

Evil_Mastermind: That’s her good side. She doesn’t have a better good side.

Blue_Jay_003: You know what, let’s just all be friends.

tiger_owl: Hooray!! More friends!! Ego sum gauisus!!

Pyra_is_amazing: Can I be your friend too?

Blue_Jay_003: WHO THE FLAKON MUTE ARE YOU???

Pyra_is_amazing: Um… I may or may not be Pyra…

Blue_Jay_003: Oh, that’s fine then.

flappy_byrd: Hi, Pyra!! How are you?

Pyra_is_amazing: I’m good. Who’s which font? I’m confused.

flappy_byrd: BYRD

tiger_owl: Gena

dangerous_guy: Your favorite person, Pitch

#sitnc: Hello, PYRA. (Cresce)

Pyra_is_amazing: Unless you are White Ninja or my kids, you aren’t my favorite person. Sorry, Pitch. Yes, I have three favorite people. Deal with it.

archer_3: Wait... How did Pyra get past our firewalls?

flappy_byrd: I may have given her the code...

Pyra_is_amazing: I have my ways. Okay, fine, she gave me the code. Anyway...

Evil_Mastermind: This is getting annoying.

archer_3: I agree. Byrd, let’s kick her off.

Pyra_is_amazing: Oh, hi Darknight! I never did get to thank you all for saving me from Volcrona… he had some sort of device that shut off my powers. Not a PDn though.

flappy_byrd: No. We’re not kicking her off.

archer_3: Why the hell not?

derpyhawker378: Watch the language there, squidbiscuits.

[Users (flappy_byrd) and (archer_3) have gone to a private chat]

Evil_Mastermind: Because I said so. Now we have a reason.

Pyra_is_amazing: That is not a reason.

Blue_Jay_003: Yes, it is. Except only when used by ME.

dangerous_guy: Or me.

Evil_Mastermind: Nope, not by either of you. Just me.

dangerous_guy: Nope. Me too. Jay doesn’t scare me.

Blue_Jay_003: I have my ways.

dangerous_guy: I’m still not scared.

Blue_Jay_003: I don’t expect you to be. Which one are you again?

dangerous_guy: I’m Nightdragon.

tiger_owl: I thought you were Draike...

dangerous_guy: SECRET IDENTITIES, GENA.

Pyra_is_amazing: Hi Nightdragon! It’s been a while. As in, IT’S NOT YOU, YOU LIAR. PITCH STOP IT.

dangerous_guy: It was a JOKE!!

Pyra_is_amazing: I really don’t care. Also... I HAVE FIRE POWERS YOU HAVE ICE POWERS, SO IN REALITY YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME FIRE MELTS ICE AND ALL THAT.

dangerous_guy: ICE WOULD WIN!! The fire would melt the ice, and the water would put out the fire.

dangerous_guy: Also my darkness would blind you and you couldn’t where you were shooting the fire.

Blue_Jay_003: He has a point you know. Two, actually. The first one about ice, and the second one about darkness. Pitch, you are amazing.

dangerous_guy: Why, thank you, Jay!! That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me  !! (*guilt guilt guilt quiver*)

[Users (flappy_byrd) and (archer_3) have rejoined the group chat]

dangerous_guy: *punching noises*

dangerous_guy: OWWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

archer_3: Sucker. That’s what you get.

Blue_Jay_003: “*punching noises*”? Seriously? I can do better. *strangling noises*

Evil_Mastermind: WTFM JAY HOW ARE YOU [BEEEEEEEEP *censored*] CHOKING ME FROM HALFWAY ACROSS THE BUILDING??? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!

dangerous_guy: SHE BROKE MY ******* NOSE!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THERE’S BLOOD ON MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!! ***** ****** ******* ***

archer_3: Watch your language, young man.

Blue_Jay_003: Wow. Either Pitch has a large vocabulary, or he’s bluffing because there’s a cussing sensor.

dangerous_guy: BECAUSE SHE BROKE MY CHEEKBONES AND JAWBONES TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pyra_is_amazing: Then how are you cursing in the first place? That doesn’t make sense either.

dangerous_guy: I’m typing, not speaking (*DUH DUH DUH*)

Pyra_is_amazing: OOOH. Right. Duh. *slapping noise* Right. I’m an idiot.

Ninja_Master: No, you aren’t.

Blue_Jay_003: WTFM??????

Pyra_is_amazing: Oh yeah, I gave White Ninja the code.

Ninja_Master: Thanks by the way.

Pyra_is_amazing: No problem.

derpyhawker378: Noice font by the way.

archer_3: TOO MANY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! *dies of peopleism (the disease where too many people are around so the person dies)*

Ninja_Master: Was that sarcasm?

derpyhawker378: And now you will never know...

Pyra_is_amazing: Know what? Oh, and now we have one less person. Problem solved =P

dangerous_guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0-

archer_3: Shut up, you big baby. I’m fine!!

dangerous_guy: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) <3

[Users (archer_3) and (dangerous_guy) have gone to a private chat]

Ninja_Master: They are hilarious. =D

Pyra_is_amazing: I know, right? I could use this as entertainment all day.

[Users (dangerous_guy) and (archer_3) have rejoined the group chat]

archer_3: ENTERTAINMENT?!!!

dangerous_guy: WTFM??

flappy_byrd: She didn’t mean anything bad…

Pyra_is_amazing: Yes, entertainment. Deal with it.

Ninja_Master: You guys are kinda funny… like, a lot. Seriously, I’m laughing so hard right now.

archer_3: WHO IS THAT AND WHERE ARE YOU??

Pyra_is_amazing: White Ninja and IDK.

dangerous_guy: How do you not know where you are?

archer_3: I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL KILL YOU.

Ninja_Master: You can’t do that, I’m the leader of BASE.

Pyra_is_amazing: Besides, he has to look after Jewel and Jayla. Plus, I’d kill you.

archer_3: You think I care??

dangerous_guy: She doesn’t. Plus, how old are they? Can’t they take care of themselves??

Ninja_Master: Maybe I should go... Also, they are Jay’s age, so yes but they’d both be either A) plotting revenge or B) fighting over which of them should take my place.

tiger_owl: Not everyone gets a free pass on life.

#sitnc: True story!

Pyra_is_amazing: That is very true. Both of you.

archer_3: So I can kill him?

Ninja_Master: Ya know, I’d really prefer to stay alive.

#sitnc: I’ll help!!

Pyra_is_amazing: No, you can’t kill him. That’s not allowed. We’re not fighting here, we’re all friends.

dangerous_guy: Since when do we care about what’s allowed?

Pyra_is_amazing: Just don’t kill him. If you kill him, I’m resigning.

archer_3: Can I torture him to the edge of death, then bring him back, only to repeat it again and again and again??

Pyra_is_amazing: NO. Just don’t, okay?

archer_3: I think that we both known that I would prefer for you to resign.

dangerous_guy: Just a warning, she’ll do it eventually.

Blue_Jay_003: I think the two of you (Pyra and White Ninja) should take your kids and run for it. They sound serious.

#sitnc: I’ll help her if I can. I don’t want to mess the world up too much, though.

Pyra_is_amazing: I’m sure they are serious, but I really don’t care. I’m not running away. I HAVE FREAKING PYROKINESIS!!! I’M NOT A COWARD!!!

#sitnc: I HAVE FRICKING MANIPULATING THE FABRIC OF SPACE, TIME, AND REALITY FOR THE LORD’S SAKE!!!!!!

Ninja_Master: How about I’M LEAVING, BYE.

[Ninja_Master has left the server]

archer_3: Ok. Fine by me.

Pyra_is_amazing: Bye.

[pyra_is_amazing has left the server]

archer_3: HOOOOO-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dangerous_guy: Quiver?? I heard that !! Are you still in my room?!!

archer_3: I may or may not be hiding on your bed...

dangerous_guy: GET OFF MY BED!!!

archer_3: But... It’s so comfy!!

Blue_Jay_003: You know, I really don’t like how this is turning out.

[Blue_Jay_003 has left the server]

Evil_Mastermind: Same. Goodbye.

[Evil_Mastermind has left the server]

[That_One_Guy has left the server]

[Blue_Jay_003, That_One_Guy, Evil_Mastermind, Ninja_Master, and pyra_is_amazing have created an alternate PRIVATE chat room that cannot be hacked]

flappy_byrd: Oh, come on. Thanks a lot for scaring them off!!

tiger_owl: Jay, Darknight, Darkling, Dove!! Come back!!

#sitnc: We didn’t mean to scare them away.

archer_3: Ninja and Pyra were kind of being jerks...

dangerous_guy: Yeah...

tiger_owl: But Jay, Darkling, Dove, and Darknight can come back, right??

derpyhawker378: Yeah, Jules made this doc.

archer_3: Of course, Captain Obvious.

OFFICIAL RESIGNATION FOR PYRA STARBLACK

I regret to inform you that I, Pyra Starblack, am resigning from Seraphimbia for no particular reason. Byrd or whomever else you select can replace me.

flappy_byrd: But… But… But…

flappy_byrd: …

flappy_byrd: ...

flappy_byrd: …

flappy_byrd: …

owl_tiger: Hooray!! One of my friends is a leader!!

I regret to inform you that your resignation has been rejected.

- Swanhawk

I second that rejected resignation.

- Starwraith

Author's Note

Pyra_is_amazing is obviously Pyra, (White Ninja's wife whom they rescued in Part Two: Descendants) her font is Shadows Into Light Two
White_Master is White Ninja, and his font is Margarine.