Avi and More Chat Doc

[incoming email]

Dear Dirthawkers,

I hope you know who this is. Peregrinator knows, but for the rest of you, I visited her in private and you didn’t know about this until now. We both promised not to talk about it until this email. You might be gaping at this and wondering if this is a hoax, but it’s not. I never died. My nemesis smashed part of a building down and when the rubble was cleared, I was gone. They didn’t want anyone to know I was still alive, so they told the press I was dead. Eventually, they believed it themselves.

I assure you, I am completely alive. My followers dug me out before anyone could reach me. I ended up paralyzed, and so I retired from my job. Honestly, I regret the things I did to everyone, but I was stupid that young.

[message clipped]

I need your help. Tell Chevalier Noir to find me in the place where she appeared.

Send my best regards to Zavier and Tenebris.

Avi

P.S. To my griffin friend, et ego non sum de tribus.

Evil_Mastermind: Hawk Guy. It has to be Hawk Guy.

That_One_Guy: Who else would know our real--

Evil_Mastermind: Shut up.

Blue_Jay_003: Names. You were gonna say names.

Evil_Mastermind: Chevalier Noir loosely translates to Darknight, as in yours truly. I know what he means.

That_One_Guy: Her. As in…

derpyhawker378: The Eagle and Fast Girl. We talked, if you didn’t figure that out yet.

Evil_Mastermind: Yes. *staggered sighing* The Clearing. That’s where she appeared.

That_One_Guy: Alright Zavier. Where to?

Blue_Jay_003: Darkling. Your. Name. Is. Tenebris?

derpyhawker378: *kekking* I can’t believe you didn’t tell her until now! What a horrible boyfriend you are! *more kekking*

That_One_Guy: Oops. Um… yes.

Blue_Jay_003: *Grins* I like it. It suits you.

prankmaster: #Jenebris for da win!

fugitive12: I’m guessing Peri knew before you, Jay.

derpyhawker378: I did. *kekking*

That_One_Guy: Any way… Zavier, where are we going?

Evil_Mastermind: The clearing, Little T. Duh.

derpyhawker378: Is that what you used to call him?! *kekking* *bonk*

fugitive12: She fell out of her chair and is currently rolling on the floor.

That_One_Guy: HEY!

Evil_Mastermind: You humiliate me, I humiliate you.

prankmaster: Our old Peri’s back. *grinning*

Evil_Mastermind: Be careful Peri!

fly_eagle_fly: HAHAHA that is FUNNY!!!! OW stupid scar.

fugitive12: … and she just jumped out the window and is heading for the forest.

[User(derpyhawker_378)offline]

prankmaster: She’s definitely back.

[User (fugitive12) offline]

Evil_Mastermind: Wait up!

[User (EvilMastermind_101) offline]

[User (That_One_Guy) offline]

[User (Blue_Jay_003) offline]

[User (fly_eagle_fly) offline]

Hmm. Interesting.

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Author's Note

I love how they react to having their names shared.